Fauxbook: Lycia Naff’s Status Update
Oh, Ahnold.

Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Colin Farrell, Facebook, Lycia Naff, Total Recall, Total Recall remake
John is currently untitled. This complete lack of definition would drive most into abject bitterness and utter despair, but not someone of John’s virility. No, John is the picture of mental stability and emotional platitude.
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Julie Kang said on August 2, 2012
LMAO! Arnie would totally write in all caps. On a side note, I first watched “Total Recall” when I was in 7th grade, and I actually wanted to be the 3-boob girl for Halloween. My mom, thank GOD, vetoed that shit.
Jerry Diegel said on August 2, 2012
My 7th grade self is real disappointed in your mom.
Matthew Freitas said on August 2, 2012
Uh, how would you have pulled that off?!
Julie Kang said on August 3, 2012
LMAO! I was going to hang them from my neck and wear a vest over them, then open them up on request. Keep in mind that I barely had 2 boobs at the time, so all 3 would have had to be “prosthetic.”
Nina Perez said on August 2, 2012
Julie, I loved that! He seems like a loud typer.
John Elrod II said on August 2, 2012
Types in all caps and is an unrelenting perv.
I first saw the movie when I was maybe 7-8. Good times.
Wendie Burbridge said on August 2, 2012
Only @John Elrod II would know the real name of the actress who played the 3-boobed alien in Total Recall from the 80′s. You amaze me, friend. Amaze me.
John Elrod II said on August 2, 2012
These are the things I commit to memory, as opposed to having a social skills.